Britney Spears Perfume Is A Train Wreck

You just can't get of Britney Spears, can you? All the controversy, the drama, the television show that is her life. Britney's face keeps turning up in the media; her voice is on talk shows, and Britney is seen in countless videos and heard on the radio.

And now even your nose can't get away from her. There are three Britney Spears perfumes floating around for you to run screaming into the night in horror. Yes, they smell that bad, actually bad doesn't quite describe it, I would call it more like cat piss.

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Britney Spears perfumes come in three different fragrances; Curious (released 2004), Fantasy (released 2005) and In Control, the newest to the stable. Britney Spears perfumes are found in department stores and online specialty perfume stores and online department stores.

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Britney Spears perfumes are made my Elizabeth Arden with complete cooperation of the star. In other words, Britney does know these perfumes are being sold in her name and is most likely getting a big slice of the perfume pie. Britney Spears is just one in a long line of celebrities diving into the world of perfumes, swimming in the same pool as Elizabeth Taylor, Prince and fellow blonde Paris Hilton.

Britney Fragrance: Curious

The first of the Britney Spears perfume line up is Curious, a typical perfume for the non-typical female. It is packaged in a classic blue or pink perfume bottle in sort of squashed diamond shape.

This perfume is recommended for special occasions or for trying to get a good estimate on your car repair down at Hank's Garage. It is considered a youthful, fun, flowery and yet sexy fragrance.

Britney Fragrance: Fantasy

The second line of Britney Spears perfume has an incredible marketing campaign. Going to the official website, there is gorgeous computer animation with lush, sensual colors and sparkles. It is amazing what this country spends on frivolities such as perfume.

And even more amazing, someone got paid for thinking this campaign up. Perhaps making perfume look like Love Potion No.9 was someone's Fantasy at Elizabeth Arden.

Britney Fragrance: In Control

The third line in the Britney Spears perfume family smells perhaps more like Britney Spears recent image as temptress and siren. Its base is white vanilla, but then includes a blend of creme brule (I kid you not), loquat fruit, midnight orchid, sugared sandalwood and musk.

Elizabeth Arden does not test her perfumes on animals,just customers, which is certainly one good thing about the perfume with Britney's name on it. Otherwise I would stay as far away from this scent as you can.