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Who's Going to Be Good This Christmas? George or Santa?


By: Erik Kanto Click author's name for more of his/her articles

You know, my wife thinks Santa Claus is the greatest guy alive. She says he's the only man who pays attention to nylon stockings when nothing's in them. Which brings up the holiday question: have you been good? It's also who is going to be good, meaning, who gives the most and best presents, you cheapskates.

Long before Santa came on the scene, the ancient Chinese knew all about spenders through the craft of face reading. They could look at a person's face and tell his past, present and future, his temperament, disposition, creativity, and whether the person is, or will be, fortunate or not so fortunate. Even today, it's still around in China and has gotten attention in psychology circles in America.

Face reading experts think the best gifts usually come from women who have big eyes and men with a big nose. So, fall in love with women with wide eyes and smile at men who get their nose into everything.

If we look at famous Hollywood celebrities, George Clooney has a strong, affirmative nose on a well-balanced face. Often such people reach high goals and are generous.

Reese Witherspoon's nose tells that she likes to give big-time presents to her close ones. She has a broad, nice smile which means also she has a pleasant personality. But even though there's a lot of sweetness in her face, you can bet your life she is a strong individual. Her face has high cheekbones and it means that she is the one who says where the dinner table stands. -No, honey, I said over there.

Mick Jagger has an interesting face with not a too-tight nose. If you are a friend, expect super great presents. The mouth is very large, so the owner is good-hearted but needs to have his way. The laugh lines are long: he is going to live a long life. When the laugh lines are deep, the Chinese associate it with sexual activity.

Mel Gibson has a nice shape in his nose. Also, when the eyebrows tend to come down, it reveals that these individuals like to please those around them. Conclusion: Mel gives plenty of Christmas gifts.

Of other Hollywood celebrities, Chinese face reading pinpoints Jack Nicholson as a generous man, who buys plenty of Holiday goodies for his male and female pals. Flaring nostrils suggest Jack is very emotional and might throw a tantrum at any time. The wide smile tells of a pleasing personality, but when the lips are thin, the person is disposed to say something anytime he wants to. Nicholson's ears are good. They are long and nicely set, so, according to face reading, he is very fortunate in most ways,.

So, who is this year's Most Generous Hollywood Personality? Most likely George Clooney, but of course Santa Claus is also a big spender contender. With Santa, however-and this is based on firm face reading rules-we do have a problem. You should be suspicious of anyone hiding his features behind a full beard.

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About The Author: Erik Kanto is a professional journalist and writer with over 1000 published articles since 1980. In addition to voting in the Golden Globe Awards and meeting and interviewing Hollywood celebrities, he is also the co-author of two books about face reading. As an expert face reader, Kanto lectures on the subject throughout the world. More info about face reading is available in the new book "Your Face Tells All" and at www.facereading.cx/



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